10 Anime Characters Who Would Be Terrible at Remembering Passwords

Passwords suck. 2-factor authentication sucks more. 

Inspired by recent events... here's a top 10 list of anime characters who would totally forget their passwords. 

1. Denji (Chainsaw Man)
   Why bother with cybersecurity when there are boobs to be ogled? His password rotation includes "b00bs" and "pochita4ever." It's when it requires the special character that he gets in trouble. Either way, Power probably changed it as a prank, and now they're both locked out. 

2. Goku (Dragon Ball)
   ChiChi totally set up all of Goku's accounts. If Goku ever had to log in himself, he'd just mash buttons until the site locked him out for suspicious activity. 

3. Ash Ketchum (Pokémon)
   His password is "Pikachu123", and it hasn’t changed in 20 years. If a site forces him to update it, he just adds another number. Currently, it's "Pikachu123456", and Team Rocket probably knows it. Brock isn't much better than Denji. 

4. Vash the Stampede (Trigun)
   He swears he wrote it down somewhere!  But that was probably a password from 3 changes back. Either way, it's gone now, and he's locked out again. Meryl's given up trying to help. 

5. Usopp (One Piece)
   Usopp has the most complex passwords. They're like entire Tolkien novels plus special characters and numbers in random places!  Too bad he forgets them immediately and has to make up a wild excuse for why he can’t log in. 

6. Kamina (Gurren Lagann)
   He refuses to write passwords down because REAL MEN REMEMBER THEIR PASSWORDS. Simon has to reset it for him at least once a week.

7. Aqua (Konosuba)
   Aqua keeps making new accounts because she forgets her passwords every single time. She has at least ten locked-out accounts on the same social and keeps getting banned for duplicate profiles. She'd love to get into her Only Fans... which she's convinced is a new social networking site for people who love folding hand fans. It's about time! 

8. Joseph Joestar (JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure)
   Joseph forgets passwords constantly, but instead of resetting them, he just yells "Your next line is… ‘You need to verify your email’!" and hopes for the best. When that doesn't work, he begs Josuke for help, but Josuke's just as clueless.  Rohan got so fed up that he used Heaven’s Door to make sure they’d never forget a password again. Somehow, they still do.

9. Ayame Sohma (Fruits Basket)
   Ayame absolutely sets dramatic, overly poetic passwords and then immediately forgets them. "Ah, was it ‘TheFlamesOfPassionBurnBright’? Or “SilverSerpentBrotherlyLove69’?"  He locks himself out and then uses it as an excuse to see Yuki, who has to begrudgingly fix it for his brother. 

10. Lina Inverse (Slayers)
    After three failed attempts, Lina rage quits so hard she casts Dragon Slave and destroys the entire city.  Now, she’s flying around the sky trying to find “the cloud” where the servers are stored so she can slay them too!